3. Pre game, a time when we had lived a life where we hadn’t had to watch this game yet.
2. Half-time, when we thought we could maybe possibly arse a win over these c***s and got a 15-minute break from watching this live abortion telecast
1. Taking a piss break after our second try and not having to look at the game for a little bit, and getting a beer from the fridge on the way back.
Honourable mention: Walking back to the fridge after full time and finding the scotch bottle on top of it instead so you can more quickly erase the memory of that game and there’s less carbs or something so you’re doing your wasteline a solid as well in the process instead of having that last 6-pack tucked away in the veggie crisper.
Thought Taumalolo was out of sorts until his last stint. A couple of nice individual efforts by Clifford but I couldn't give him the 3 points as a combination our halves looked quite disjointed all night.
Coen gets 3 because he was agro all game. They pulled his hair in the final melee. That tells me he was annoying them all night.
Jake gets pipped because despite doing some very good things in the second half, he seemed a no-show in the first.
Shane gets 1 because he gets on with his job and I couldn't think of anyone else.