Story game....

[RobsGT4]

I was going to wait until the off season to start this but as our season is already off.....

Similar to Thommo's single word thread, add 5 or so words to keep it going....




And there I was

[Stido]

with my hand on my

[leesee]

mobile phone in my pocket

[Stido]

I take a firm grip

[leesee]

and try my absolute hardest

[RobsGT4]

not to call

[leesee]

the Greek.

[walter80]

The Greek and I

[Stido]

used to run a

[leesee]

Fish and chip shop

[RobsGT4]

in china town!

[leesee]

The Greek boy and I

[gamkac]

go back years.

[leesee]

The Greeks

[greenant]

prefer their women

[The_Darkhorse]

to be hairy

[leesee]

and that's a common misconception.

[gamkac]

But on this day

[greenant]

they did declare

[Stido]

that the hairy back brigade

[RHINO]

led by Leesee

[greenant]

would no longer

[Stido]

venture into public with

[Granty]

without their good luck ....

[greenant]

which they believe comes from

[leesee]

Gypsy tears.

[Stido]

Gypsy tears are extracted by

[leesee]

kicking gypsies in the

[greenant]

left knee cap

[leesee]

which in turn promotes

[RobsGT4]

a verbal response and quick

[leesee]

slap to the face.

[Stido]

If tears aren't forthcoming

[greenant]

an alternative method

[Stido]

is immediately applied to the

[greenant]

Gypsys camel.

[leesee]

This can prove to be

[RobsGT4]

much more satisfying

[walshy7]

than the most

[RHINO]

deep

[Ianc]

southern fried chicken.

[Yayarg]

makes my arse grow huge

[leesee]

and gives me heart burn

[RobsGT4]

So after chewing a couple of

[leesee]

Gumleaves for sustenance

[greenant]

I am approached by an irate Koala.

[Ianc]

After the scratches heal

[Stido]

I go back looking

[Ianc]

for the Greek

[RobsGT4]

, this time there will be no mercy!

[Ianc]

However, he is

[Stido]

in the middle of

[greenant]

an olive eating competition.

[RobsGT4]

I found myself

[Ianc]

, when I wasn't even looking,

[greenant]

drawn towards the

[RHINO]

bar

[gamkac]

B-Q outback.

[leesee]

Upon further inspection

[RobsGT4]

I only found battered sav's

[greenant]

and no sauce.

[Stido]

Which drew my attention to

[leesee]

the swingset by the fence.

[greenant]

My history with Monkey Bars

[Ianc]

was chequered to say the least, but

[leesee]

I was still determined to

[Stido]

dangle the Grreks bits from

[gamkac]

the fence paling

[Stido]

just behind the Monkey Bars.

[leesee]

The Greek knows I wouldn't

[greenant]

buy my fish & chips

[leesee]

From anyone but his uncle

[Stido]

because his secret recipe was

[Ianc]

secret.

[leesee]

Just like the Russian

[Ianc]

ballet dancing assassin

[greenant]

who silences her victims

[Stido]

by wrapping her long legs

[Ianc]

in nylon stockings, then

[RobsGT4]

then cuts their throat with a

[leesee]

broken vodka bottle.

[Stido]

Well, that sent screaming people

[Ianc]

& throwing up all over

[RobsGT4]

the carpet and

[Stido]

under the

[greenant]

stairs of the kremlin.

[Stido]

This infuriated the

[Ianc]

maid who

[RobsGT4]

got out her leather

[Ianc]

shoes to walk

[Stido]

a fine line

[Ianc]

between kinky and

[Stido]

a right royal rogering by

[greenant]

Vladimir Putin.

[Ianc]

Speaking of Putin,

[Stido]

I remember once

[Ianc]

just after I'd forgotten to

[greenant]

pick up his drycleaning,

[leesee]

that Vlad was not always

[Ianc]

happy & smiling but

[Stido]

a cranky ol' prick when

[leesee]

you forget to iron his

[greenant]

favourite Russian Mafia Suit.

[Stido]

There's a funny story about

[leesee]

my nonno and his

[Stido]

which goes something like this

[leesee]

It all began while playing

[Stido]

strip poker that fateful night

[Ianc]

after the party had

[leesee]

finally died down

[Yayarg]

Leesee, GCCK and Thommo quietly

[Ianc]

went to the back room to

[greenant]

hatch a plan involving

[Stido]

the 3 Russians, the legless beggar & the Greek.

[greenant]

After 5 hours of constant bickering

[leesee]

the plan was finally going

[Ianc]

along smoothly when GCCK

[leesee]

decided he needed a beer.

[Yayarg]

Leesee poured him a cold beer

[Ianc]

smiled sweetly then

[leesee]

decided we must continue on.

[Yayarg]

As night closed in

[RobsGT4]

the three russians started

[leesee]

bickering about the fact

[Stido]

the legless beggar & Greek

[leesee]

both used Brill cream excessively

[Ianc]

without any regard for

[Thommo]

law enforcment principles or policies

[Stido]

regarding the apprehention of

[Thommo]

certain ceo's on embezlement and fraud charges :sneaky:

[RobsGT4]

Just then the Bundy Bear

[gamkac]

walked in, with a award to be given to,

[Stido]

whoever had the strangest looking

[Ianc]

picture of a

[Thommo]

thousand word value

[greenant]

hanging on their wall.

[Ianc]

After looking around, Bundy

[RobsGT4]

opened up the esky and

[Thommo]

:woot:...the fn thing was empty....:cursing:

[Stido]

guns were immediately drawn and

[greenant]

the Greek got the first shot off!

[leesee]

The russian dodged the bullet

[Stido]

which then ricocheted off

[Ianc]

Bundy's big white

[greenant]

hairy butt.

[Thommo]

An immediate S.O.S. was then dispatched by

[Ianc]

Bundy's mates to

[Thommo]

steal the holy water from the local Catholic church....

[leesee]

With this holy water they

[greenant]

walked to the nearest

[RHINO]

hooters

[RobsGT4]

and exchanged it for a

[Stido]

upright missile and

[RobsGT4]

a hooters girl uniform, signed of course by all the girls!

[Ianc]

However, the uniform wasn't

[Thommo]

big enough in the a$$ for Leesee

[leesee]

so i wore footy shorts instead.

[Ianc]

At that point everyone realised that

[Thommo]

either the shorts were two sizes to small or that Leesee was related to Bill Bixby...

[RobsGT4]

It was at that point everyone

[Ianc]

saw Thommo walk in & say

[RobsGT4]

this pink g-string and bra really

[greenant]

look sexy on me!

[Thommo]

said Ianc, cutting in on the conversation.

[Ianc]

Thommo then awoke from this strange dream &

[Thommo]

realised he wasn't actually married and in fact had the entire hotsquad, naked and ....

[RHINO]

tied up in his basement

[Ianc]

& waiting for

[Thommo]

tied up in his basement

LOL GCCK.

& Waiting for....Stido to bring his camera.... :sneaky:

[RobsGT4]

Bundy Bear and myself ran into Stido on his way over

[greenant]

who was in a panic because he had misplaced

[Thommo]

his much loved and needed viagra and pump

[RobsGT4]

,which was found in the boot of his car.

[Stido]

While in the boot he also grabbed

[Thommo]

his copy of " The joys of sex" :sneaky:

[RobsGT4]

The three of them soon arrived at Thommo's

[Thommo]

which was now surrounded by FBI, CIA, KGB & NQC agents

[leesee]

Due to my Russian connections,

[Ianc]

and also my love of all things

[Stido]

involving sex, depravity and

[leesee]

accents, I was able to

[Thommo]

convince Billy Connelly to

[Ianc]

finally shave his beard.

[Thommo]

The shaving session then move onto Ianc's legs

[Stido]

before everyone remembered the girls in Thommos basement.

[Ianc]

They all then ran down &

[Thommo]

discovered Thommo had got their autographs/Phone numbers and let them go...

[Ianc]

just before the police turned up.

[Thommo]

Inquiries regarding moonshine & young boys....

[Stido]

in Thomos attic continued while

[Ianc]

Leesee ran around squealing like a

[Thommo]

stuck pig... due to Gcck's misfiring...

[greenant]

and subsequent slap on the rear end.

[Stido]

Now extremely aroused by the slap Leesee

[RobsGT4]

takes out

[walshy7]

her extremely large

[Thommo]

Firearm:sneaky:

[RobsGT4]

and loads it up with

[Thommo]

half a dozen rounds of

[Stido]

lubricant and Dorset Naga chillis

[Thommo]

Leesee and Stido's party ingredients..

[RobsGT4]

Just then Thommo walked in showing off

[Thommo]

:wagtongue: his beautifull wife and kids

[Thommo]

....and Leesee became incredibly jealous..

[RobsGT4]

Just then Thommo woke up

[Thommo]

it was infact the other b.1.t.c.h, Rob

[RobsGT4]

had found in Stido's basement!

[Thommo]

With singed hair and 2nd degree burns

[RobsGT4]

due to his still blowing up, Stido

[Stido]

still not laughing grabbed the

[RobsGT4]

slab of bundy that was

[Stido]

hidden away for an emergency.

[greenant]

Instead of cracking a can he

[Thommo]

phoned blue care for a shot of

[leesee]

morphine and the holy bible.

[Thommo]

First sight of the H.B and Thommo, ( who was sharing the slab) bolted...

[RobsGT4]

down to the nearest

[Ianc]

church to change his life.

[RobsGT4]

Just before he got there Izag Othairy Balzz invited Thommo

[Thommo]

After beating the $.h.i.t.e out of the bible basher and Leesee's boyfriend :sneaky:, Thommo then found the pub and became inebriated. Stido & Rob however were still.....

[Ianc]

crying over the demise of Stido's

[RobsGT4]

highly acclaimed and prize winning still

[Yayarg]

That blew his house up

[minibeave]

and burnt off all his eyebrows

[gamkac]

that resulted in him to wear a "Groucho" Marx mask for life.

[Stido]

This improved his chances with ladies but

[gamkac]

the kiss good night was a messy affair, so

[RobsGT4]

he turned to the crusty the clown mask

[Ianc]

which was much like his natural look.

[gamkac]

Rob on the other hand, was so upset

[RobsGT4]

that Thommo took off with the slab of Bundy,

[greenant]

with the Bundy Bear in hot pursuit.

[Ianc]

Enraged with the loss of the slab

[RobsGT4]

Rob joined pursuit stopping off at Ianc's Gun's-N-Ammo

[greenant]

to purchase a couple of grenades.

[Ianc]

Rob then found out that

[RobsGT4]

Ianc was selling cheap chinese ripoffs

[Ianc]

and making Stido really

[Thommo]

listen hard to his bibble stories

[gamkac]

Stido then put on his Greg Bird mask, grabbed the Russian's broken vodka bottle and

[Ianc]

took a young female into a nightclub toilet to

[gamkac]

help find the contence of the vodka bottle.

[RobsGT4]

While in there Ianc, armed with a

[gamkac]

can of Bundy (he found outside), informed them that

[RobsGT4]

Leesee was at the door filming the incident on her camera phone!

[Ianc]

On hearing this the Daily Telegraph

[gamkac]

if it had anything to do with

[Ianc]

would have been salivating at the thought of

[gamkac]

another NRL fan

[RobsGT4]

being caught swapping cloths with the opposite sex!